Dozie Says: The Tonto Dikeh-Iyanya-Yvonne Nelson Love Triangle

(At the far right) Tonto, the MANnapper

(At the far right) Tonto, the MANnapper

This Tonto Dikeh is just a low-life; a stupid, unconvincing actress/ whore extraordinaire… I so so hate this fake, bleaching airhead. She’s such a phony! Wetin she dey try form? Rihanna? Lemme guess, Iyanya is her Breezy, and it “Ain’t Nobody’s Business”?
This confused, absolutely uncharismatic irritant of a starlet should find out who she is and quit trying to be second-hand news material all the time. I freaking hate you Tonto! This post is so uncharacteristic, but it doesn’t even express the depth of my distaste and irritation at the mention of your name.
You need a sabbatical; a hole to crawl into for some serious soul-searching, and personality reconstruction. *panting*
I think that’s enough for one day.

P.S: The chances are kinda slim, but I’m really hoping this gets to her and she comes at me on twitter. Would love more than anything to preside over her social-media funeral #Waiting
*switches to uber twitter*

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  1. Miss Extraordinare December 6, 2012 — 10:01 am

    OKAY! Not a fan of Tonto either, but this is just unnecessarily harsh. Your attention seeking skills are quite irritating, i must add.

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  2. Jesus!dozie dis is too personal o!=))º°˚ ˚°º≈Hahaha˚ ˚°º≈=)) haba na leave d Tonto turned Rihanna to enjoy her well snatched maga na

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  3. Totally blistering! Darn! Guy, what are you – on a war path? Looool. Tweet me this so I’ll retweet, and lets hope she stumbles on it! *mischievous grin*

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