Huh? Kanye West Has A Sex Tape Too…?

Still from the alleged Kanye sex tape

Still from the alleged Kanye sex tape

According to Radar Online a 20-minute-long sex tape is being shopped around the market, starring Kanye and a young woman (who allegedly looks like Kim K. but is not her) looking directly into the camera and saying that she is 18-years-old and, “My husband and I don’t have sex anymore… that’s why I’m here!”
Radar, who claim they can verify it is definitely Kanye, reports that the rapper wears a condom and engages in various positions with the female star.  The pair never kiss and Kanye looks directly into the camera before switching it off. 
An insider told Radar,

    “The sex tape is being shopped right now and there’s a lot of interest, but Kanye is freaking out!. He doesn’t want this tape out and will do anything to make sure it stays private. If this were to hit the market it would be worth a fortune… there would definitely be a lot of people wanting to see this!
    “In my expert opinion Kanye’s performance far outweighs Kim’s!”

The source also said, “Kanye was practically in tears when he heard the tape was being shopped.”
I don’t see how a sex tape can help Kanye’s career hence if it does exist, I should think he doesn’t want it out. Poor sap! This must be a big trip from a leaked photo of his one-eyed monster.
On the upside, he and Kim can create a compilation DVD of their super-performance sex tapes and sell the rights to it for some cool bills, which they both don’t need anyway *yawns*
Kimye all the way!

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